Nick Smith was born in Rochester, NY in 1987 and has been weird ever since. He now resides in Madison, WI where he is a coffee-making-person,  comedian, and amateur do-random-shit-that-he-feels-like-doing-but-doesn't-get-very-good-at-it. Don't look for a pattern in the stuff he writes here. If you happen to find one, you may be too far down the road to madness to be redeemed.